Turtle Head

when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.

“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”

by topchinaa August 3, 2019

National Trash Head Day

A day on August 10th where u post Bitches/Niggas that u had any type of sexual intercourse with that don't know how to give head.

"Damn this bitch can't even handle the fucking tip, ... GTFO my face. National Trash Head Day"

by Love900 August 9, 2019

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.

Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out

by D_Train August 14, 2019

Pure Heads

A hard person(s)

Barman: You'll have to go lad, you're well bladdered.
Drunk: Don't be bang on lid, I know pure heads.
Barman: Well that changes everything, good day to you sir

by Jimith August 15, 2019

Bean head

This is a person with a bald head and looks like an egg that is about to crack, the sun constantly shines of off his head and into you’re eye. These people are always sunburnt to a crisp and are normally fat and have triple chins.

He’s a bean head omg

by Captain Beanhead August 17, 2019

hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.

by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019