dumb dick sucker face

Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.
You dumb dick sucker face, i told you to get the hell outta here!
by *LiLMaMaSpAzZ* December 18, 2020
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flat ass goat face

Charley is such a flat ass goat face.
by Jdognastymoney February 22, 2017
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Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.
by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019
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Dusty Necro Face Fucker

When you dig up your friends grandmother and face fuck her dirty ass until dust comes out her ears and nose.
Hey, Last night I'm not proud of it but that Australian fucker Ed kept running his mouth so I did the unthinkable. I dusty necro face fucker ed his dead grandmother. My dick burns. There was no Puss Mush and the dead bitch now has Zerbies
by ZerbNations February 10, 2018
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Get a rake in your face

To get a rake in your face is to be turned down when you ask someone out. When one thinks about it, one would say that the image is good to represent the feeling felt when turned down, which is similar to that of stepping on a rake, it's embarassing and hurts :)

This can said for boys and girls
"did you Ask her out?"
"yeah..."

"and...?"
"It's a rake..."

Or

"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"

Or

"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."
by I love tuna March 28, 2013
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Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.
Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
by Maxctran April 28, 2016
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you double-faced entendre

A person who has two completely different sides essentially one being a angle and one being a devil
Credits from Oliver Tree at interview with Genius
Play me that way? Your bad babe you double-faced entendre.
by An Oliver tree fan boi March 08, 2023
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