Love

Being able to tell someone how you feel

zach i wanting to fucking love you write now.

by PseudonymIsAnonymous October 26, 2019

love

Nature's way of tricking two fools into reproducing.

I love you.

by Anonymoose2018 June 19, 2018

Love

Ilusion created by our minds to trick our hearts into getting broken

Love is an illusion

by Deppresso September 9, 2019

Love

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

Spaghetti .V is lonely, nobody loves him.

by T3e May 24, 2020

I Love You

a lie.

He said "i love you", and she believed him.

by fkadjfrio j ivorvnklfvnrpig aj July 8, 2018

Naughty Jungle of Love

1. When a man's pubic hair is larger than the bush outside his home.
2. A sex act in which the female is sucking the guy, and he stuffs her face into his bush, suffocating her, then shitting on her chest and breast-fucking it all.

OMG, Adam has a Naughty Jungle of Love!

by Travis and Adam December 13, 2003

love volcano

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.

The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.

by theryno June 26, 2007