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love is just an excuse for someone to break your heart, don’t be fooled by it because in the end someones just gonna end up getting hurt.
by real thoughtsss April 27, 2019
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by just go away February 23, 2019
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Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more
Spaghetti .V is lonely, nobody loves him.
by T3e May 24, 2020
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Nature's way of tricking two fools into reproducing.
by Anonymoose2018 June 19, 2018
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Naughty Jungle of Love

1. When a man's pubic hair is larger than the bush outside his home.
2. A sex act in which the female is sucking the guy, and he stuffs her face into his bush, suffocating her, then shitting on her chest and breast-fucking it all.
OMG, Adam has a Naughty Jungle of Love!
by Travis and Adam December 13, 2003
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love volcano

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.
The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.
by theryno June 26, 2007
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