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Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks
by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019
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Get a rake in your face

To get a rake in your face is to be turned down when you ask someone out. When one thinks about it, one would say that the image is good to represent the feeling felt when turned down, which is similar to that of stepping on a rake, it's embarassing and hurts :)

This can said for boys and girls
"did you Ask her out?"
"yeah..."

"and...?"
"It's a rake..."

Or

"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"

Or

"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."
by I love tuna March 28, 2013
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Dusty Necro Face Fucker

When you dig up your friends grandmother and face fuck her dirty ass until dust comes out her ears and nose.
Hey, Last night I'm not proud of it but that Australian fucker Ed kept running his mouth so I did the unthinkable. I dusty necro face fucker ed his dead grandmother. My dick burns. There was no Puss Mush and the dead bitch now has Zerbies
by ZerbNations February 10, 2018
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The double faced tummy wag

an act of excitement or celebration;

When two men stand face to face, drop their pants and underwear, put hands on hips and "wag" side to side. This allows their penises to "wag" like a dogs tail simultaneously. The act may be escalated by standing close enough for the penises to hit one another to simulate applause.
Tim and John had just beaten Frank and Joe in the last match of tennis, and really rubbed it in when they gave a standing ovation via, the double faced tummy wag.
by BuRnZy187 September 7, 2014
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open-face sandwich relationship

When two single people spend as much time together as a pair in a relationship but aren't sexually involved with each other. The term applies best to opposite sex pairs or same sex pairs where at least one is homosexual. Especially applies to situations where one party wants the pair to be sexually involved.

As in half of an open faced sandwich waiting exposed for the other to be on top of it and for their meats and other juicy bits to be smooshed together and mixed.

Friendzone
Why don't Brett and Meg fuck already? They're always together

Haha, I know. He wants it but she just wants to be friends. They're in an open-face sandwich relationship
by Double-decker meatwhich February 9, 2018
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dumb dick sucker face

Person in which has absolutely no intelligence, looks as if they fell from a ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, throughly enjoys duck sausage. This persons face just really pisses you off.
You dumb dick sucker face, i told you to get the hell outta here!
by *LiLMaMaSpAzZ* December 17, 2020
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