Miking Off

When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.

I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.

by teabag2511 May 3, 2018

soap off

The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.

I helped my boyfriend soap off in the shower

by Freakyqueen May 3, 2018

call off my phone

To leave some one alone. To forget the person. Not blow up someone’s phone with calls, notifications, messages, etcetera miss me

Guy: call off my phone girl.

Girl: why?
Guy: cause I’m done with you

by Nncmjo January 21, 2018

Swing off your nuts

Sucking up ,kissing ones ass

She's swing off your nuts bro!

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018

Off the clap

stay out out of someones business or to stay off someone as in “ im on you” or to stop ducking or accusing.

I told you where I live so , Off the clap .

by Fumersai January 26, 2018

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

dry off

Dry- a feeling when you want to vent about something or someone to a friend or family member close to you. Dry off- venting with someone about the samething or same person

I was feeling dry because my friend wasn’t listening to me. I had to dry off with my friend about the mean girls.

by SupeLexi May 4, 2018