shut uppa you face

While breaking the legs of a business associate, Two-tonne Tony was begged to reconsider his actions, to which he replied "You shut uppa you face."
by SuperMuggins October 13, 2006
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Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.
Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
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resting bitch face grill

The resting bitch face grill (RBF grill for short or commonly referred to as the angry grill) is an after market accessory commonly placed on Jeep JK's and more recently JL and gladiator models that are custom built for Mall crawling. The purpose of this grill is to give the Jeep a more aggressive look thereby giving the owner a confidence boost equivalent to 1.5 inchs of penis growth, but in reality they usually just end up giving the Jeep the appearance of a baby manta ray.
Does that Jeep have down syndrome?

No that's just a resting bitch face grill.
by Dances With Whiskey February 08, 2020
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Colour your face red

When you embarrass yourself you colour/paint your face red. Red being the colour of embarrassment since people's faces become red when they are embarrassed.
T: "Weather report says it's going to rain soon"
V: "I don't think so, they're never right. Let's go out"
T: "Don't blame me if you colour your face red"
*Starts raining just as we step outside the house*
by Thesander March 05, 2019
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open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".
by jerry_at_rick January 26, 2022
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The double faced tummy wag

an act of excitement or celebration;

When two men stand face to face, drop their pants and underwear, put hands on hips and "wag" side to side. This allows their penises to "wag" like a dogs tail simultaneously. The act may be escalated by standing close enough for the penises to hit one another to simulate applause.
Tim and John had just beaten Frank and Joe in the last match of tennis, and really rubbed it in when they gave a standing ovation via, the double faced tummy wag.
by BuRnZy187 September 08, 2014
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