i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
Get the 2 Bagsmug. Female you need to have your fun bags and you falling my expectations of what a best exam is. Fun Bags otherwise known as the female breast shown in movie theaters on PG-13 movies.
“Dr jelly finger: Can you please show me your Fun Bags you need to get a mammary exam god dang it it February!
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
by I am sorry about that June 22, 2019
Get the Fun bagsmug. 
"What color was his hair?"
"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"
"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"
by chipchip November 20, 2012
Get the bag-coloredmug. To do something with confidence, sauce, skill, flair, and excellence.
Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.
Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.
Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.
Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.
by Blerd Nation May 29, 2024
Get the In your bagmug. When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street
Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag
by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025
Get the hochelaga hobo bagmug.