National Jessica and Keri Day

National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.

It’s National Jessica and Keri day we have to get to the bar

by Jfalls November 14, 2023

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National let Faisal Fiddle Month

During the month of November, you allow your friend named Faisal the ability to fiddle for fun.

Oh wow, It's national let Faisal Fiddle Month!

by The Purple One Tells All November 15, 2023

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National Sphere Day

November 23rd is the national day of the shape, Sphere. NOT TO BE MISTAKED WITH NATIONAL CIRCLE DAY!
Sphere is a pretty word and a pretty thing. You should definitely celebrate it by playing with marbles, or sphere-shaped things.

sphere: Did you know, its NATIONAL SPHERE DAY ??
circle: wow, really? Lets play with marbles.

by daveandbambiknower November 15, 2023

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National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

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