16 will get you 20

Term to describe Jailbait. Like those teens on the _____-teen model sites, that chick is illegal.

Quick Tip: Lizzy Maguire T-shirt=Jailbait. 16 will get you 20.

by Brainstrain November 12, 2004

Once you go black, you never go back

Once a woman sleeps with a black man, no white man will be able to satisfy her, so she sleeps only with black men from then on. Usually because of their girth and size, but also because they appreciate more types of women in general and have better moves.

After she'd been with two black guys, she realized that once you go black, you never go back, because size really does matter.

by ksbunny July 26, 2012

I love you whore

A person, usually a girl who dates ALOT of men, or a guy trying to win a girl; who says "i love you" after just one day, or very quickly without truly meaning it, or knowing the meaning.

Boy: "i had a great first date, call me?"
Girl: "i love you :D"

Myspace Status: I love you Ethan! 6/17/09
Mood: IN LOVE! <33333333
(Todays date; 6/17/09)

Boy: Do you want to go out with me?
Girl: Sure
Boy: Baby, i love you :D

Olivia: I love my boyfriend!!!!
Taylor: You've been going out with him for a day....
Kirstie: Girl, you've gotta tone it down, you're going to be a MAJOR i love you whore!

by KayTayLivia July 17, 2009

Oh no, you don't

A tacky comment often heard by E.D. Walker, usually when being harrassed by her corny husband.

Dammit Kerry, stop tickling me! Oh no, you don't!!!

by MCP December 29, 2004

Smeg you later

When you say good bye to someone you dont like as you rub your smeg on their hand.

Jack : 'Smeg you later pet'
Hannah : 'good bye, wait what is this shit on my hand'
Michael: 'Smegtastic'

by freegeeks September 23, 2009

Yo, you got that

A manner in which one asks an acquaintance to partake in libations; usually at an inappropriate time, i.e. to have a liquid lunch or to have cocktails, only, for lunch.

John: "Yo, Lou, I had a long fuckin day. Yo, you got that".

Lou: "You know it like a fuckin poet!"

by Two for One April 23, 2010

The Town That You Live In

A song by the alternative band Sherwood, as well as an anthem that almost everyone can relate to.

"The Town that you Live In" really is a deep and well thought out song. The change of seasons from the first verse to the second, with each verse looking forward to the next season, indicates that the singer is putting off his intentions: spring, fall, spring, fall, spring, fall, possibly forever. And the verse "I've chosen this life" indicates that he accepts his choices, however painful the ramifications may be.
Beautiful.

I must say,

It's a nice day.
When the leaves start to turn,
There is so much to learn from the freeway.
You're my friend,
For the weekend.
When the spring comes around,

You can show me the town that you live in.

{CHORUS}
And tonight I walk through an empty street
With my shadow stretching in front of me.
Where my lonely thoughts meet my lonely feet,
And the cold reminds me that I've chosen this life.

I must say,
It's a nice day.
With the flowers in bloom,
There is so much to view from the freeway.
And we're friends,
For the weekend.
When the fall comes around,

You can show me the town that you live in.

{CHORUS}

So hang up the phone 'cause you're probably better alone...

by DukeT November 26, 2010