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Black Bumps

Table salt laced with borax. Tell someone it's cocaine.
A: Dude! , no stop! It i's fucking Black Bumps!
B: I Loevv it 😈
by little_hollow February 17, 2025
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Black hole week

The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.

Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.
My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.
by Pandaboiii January 7, 2021
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Black Bryan

The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.
Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."
by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023
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Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.
by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025
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black eraser

an eraser that is yet to exist unless you just use a black marker and draw all over it and call it a day
person 1: "hey black eraser, and it does what i think it does-"
person 2: "SHUT UP ALREADY!!1!1"
by just_rand0m February 26, 2025
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bLack

Used to inform about someone's skin color if it's a crucial and important detail where you emphasize the letter "L" in it. Mainly used if that's the only big detail abou them that you can think of or that will differentiate them from the rest.

First used in Spider-Man: Across the SpiderVerse
Miguel O'Hara: Everybody, get Spider-Man!
Everyone: Is he talking about you?
Miguel O'Hara: *sighs* Miles, the bLack one!!!!
by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023
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Black Diamond

Black Diamond is a girl who gets fucked doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street. / a girl who gets around
A: ugh B is such a Black Diamond, she literally is such a pick me.
C: Ikr i saw her with Pink the other day, they were walking into the janitors closet with condoms in their pockets.
by Takoyaki. November 20, 2023
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