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Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.
Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please
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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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vampire T-bag

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man
by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013
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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
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Plastic Bag

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.
by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021
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Avocado Bag

Zane got hit by a soccer ball right in the avocado bag.
by ReadyLH August 23, 2021
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Rot bag

A female who sleeps around and has poor feminine hygiene
She is a
Proper Rot bag she is
by TillyTots September 13, 2020
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