Ascended One

An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.

Being an ascended one means a lot of responsibilites and the highest of honor.

by Villmar September 25, 2022

One Direction

the biggest boy band on the planet, consisting on Harry ( HAZZA THE FLIRT ) Styles, Louis ( TOMMO THE TEASE ) Tomlinson, Niall ( IRISH PRINCESS ) Horan, Liam (PAYNO) Payne and Zayn ( DJ MALIK ) Malik. they are also known for having one of the craziest fanbase ever recorded, trust me they are better than the FBI

RANDOM NOBODY : Yeah I was listening to this One Direction song the other day and i loved it!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!

by JenniferTomlinson September 30, 2022

The Chosen One

if in regard to a birthday on april 13th, homestuck reference. april 13th, or 413 is also known as 'homestuck day' bc its the day the 2009 webcomic "homestuck" by andrew hussie started, and the birthday of the arguably main character j. egbert.

yo you were born on april 13th?!? the chosen one, man.

by soul-fairre October 1, 2022

one-sip tipsy

When you take one sip of alcohol and suddenly feel tipsy

Friend #1: Man did you see Stacia, she had one sip and started doing cartwheels while singing karaoke.
Friend #2: Yeah dude, she’s one-sip tipsy.

by mmmmmmmmuh October 3, 2022

Cube (TPC one)

Some gay bitch who likes dick (affectionate)

'My type is Cube (TPC one).' -Lythorus

by lover_bugger October 8, 2022

One Piece'd

The act of redrawing or state of a character in a more cartoonish or "happier" looking style than their original design. (Usually an intimidating/scary looking character turned into something more akin to a friendly mascot)

"Did you see what they did to _____ in the latest episode? The animators straight up One Piece'd them"

by Hageshii October 9, 2022

Great Old Ones

A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.

Great Old Ones slumbers under our very feet and must not be disturbed.

by FaultierHeart11 October 9, 2022