Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

Smelling Like A Matt

When you smell really bad and need to shower as soon as possible.

Man I’m really smelling like a Matt today.

by NimrodTheGreat March 29, 2023

Like

It is a word used mainly by many people to depict their romantic and compassionate feelings towards someone which is not yet on the level of love.

I like you lea.

by Imelv December 20, 2023

Like leaderfin pockets

Used to describe anything that's shitty and/or poorly constructed

Origin: Leaderfins is a company selling and supplying very affordable freediving fins/blades. they would be a good choice if it wasn't for their worthless footpockets that dramatically reduces power transfer between your foot and the blade

The new movie was like leaderfin pockets

by Scious December 23, 2017

Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes

They removed it because this website is now run by idiotic cunts apparently

User1: Why can't I see the Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes?
User2: Yeah what's up with the website, is it a bug?
User3: No, this website has just gone to shit
User1 and User2: Aw fuck that sucks, now it's unusable

by KeepTheDamnSocksOn September 20, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025