Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

by MorningChew June 6, 2021

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.

You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares

by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018

grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)

grey squirrel

by ,dfhgiopfviourtfghp February 13, 2020

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

squirrel tongue

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.

I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!

by Whiskey B May 31, 2017

squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019