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The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.
Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!
by the super penis man March 17, 2024
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Tuck and roll

When one is masturbating Pinch the end of your penis which will then allow you to empty the contents into the toilet or basin.
Kurt did not have a tissue so he used tuck and roll to empty it into the sink. Creating less mess
by JIMMY J July 28, 2022
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Tuck and roll

Tuck and roll

When have a wank and need to get rid of the contents. Pinch the end of your Pennis and then roll your jizz in the toilet
Adrian wanted to finish his wank but did not have a container. So he pinched the end of his Pennis and rolled when to the bathroom to Empty tuck and roll
by JIMMY J July 28, 2022
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Tuck and Roll

The Tuck and Roll Method is an act of a human male renting a hotel room, ejaculating under the sheets, then rolling around to wipe it off. The bed is then made and the male exits the hotel.
by Drag_N August 3, 2022
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Tuck it in your Bucket

A slang term pertaining to sex, usually referring to anal
Dam girl, you look fine in those yoga pants. Can I tuck it in your Bucket?!
by F*g June 21, 2022
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tuck

I need you to be my favorite tuck for the night
by Tuinngf June 22, 2022
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Can't Cuck The Tuck

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*
Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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