morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014

Morning Steak

A juicy, choice cut of man-tenderloin served in bed with barbecue sauce and a smile.

Joey and Kristian's favorite hobby is serving each other morning steaks.

by TheWonderboy May 25, 2010

Morning Star

When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming

*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"

by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019

Morning wood

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.

Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!

by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021

morning trifecta

In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.

Dude, I had a great start to my day with a morning trifecta.

by Hugh G Rektion December 14, 2015