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The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
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Foul little thing

"Foul little thing" is that nasty person everyone loves to hate
by Lala Lufanda May 21, 2011
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stuff n things

When someone asks what you’re doing and you don’t know how to answer
HEEEYY bro, whatcha been doing?
stuff n things
by PersonGuy101 November 30, 2017
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Old Thing

An “old thing” refers to relationship. When someone uses “old thing,” it’s typically because they have nostalgic sentiment for it.

When someone says they want “the old thing back,” (which is the context it is used in majority of the time), it means that they want things to go back to the way they were before. They miss how things were between them and their ex. It is usually used when substantial time has passed between the present and the relationship they had with their ex, OR there has been a long period of time since things went south in their relationship with their ex.
Devin: “Yo I saw Aline earlier at McDonalds.”

Omari: “Forreal? Damn I miss that girl. I want that old thing back...”
by DeltaIndiaCharlieKilo January 20, 2018
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Cutest thing ever

by Nicole’s mans February 26, 2018
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Chow Ding Sweet Thing

If your technically good-looking, clever and like tequilas, this is basically a substitute for "goodbye"
Sarah : Bye Sweetums, i must depart, see you tomorrow, for that luncheon
Laura : Chow Ding Sweet Thing, oh and wear that paisley-patterned dress!
by Jalilalalalalal May 13, 2008
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do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s
line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"
by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009
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