I can't Believe Aspen drank my Shirley temple as I was going to get him a Beggin Strip, that's the Ultimate Betrayal!
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023
The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
by the_toe_lover69 February 11, 2022
BACKGROUND:PERFECT CONTROL
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION
I am going to SLEEP I am to.
Cannot tell when you fall asleep.
You cannot tell when your sleeping.
A hotel or motel room is partiality.
A SEXUAL ORGASM.
Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION
I am going to SLEEP I am to.
Cannot tell when you fall asleep.
You cannot tell when your sleeping.
A hotel or motel room is partiality.
A SEXUAL ORGASM.
Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.
Don't kid yourself the ULTIMATE RISIBLE as you are going to approach SLEEP.
Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.
It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.
So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND
Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .
It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.
Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.
It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.
So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND
Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .
It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.
by METE MEAT MEET May 29, 2021
When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 29, 2016
The ultimate dining card is a variety of gift cards you can use for specific restaurants like swiss chalet, the burgers preist, east side marios and more
by Urban_Wiki August 03, 2023
The Big Sad but Sadder
by TheSaddestSad November 07, 2022
A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 12, 2023