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anybody who’s name is Corey
by beanbun April 4, 2020
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Treating the one you love right and making sure they are loved and care for correctly and putting as much effort into them as possible
Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
by Forever it 8 August 6, 2020
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Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat
by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020
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Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite
by Simpin November 13, 2019
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Squirrels in my pants. (Squirrels squirrels) phineas and ferb. S to the I to the M to the P
by Nathanb4ts June 26, 2019
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Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy
by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020
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It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.

You cannot escape your pain

You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.

deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?

why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
by chill#7187 July 6, 2020
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