Doughnut Shop

When you have a girl who's guilty of infidelity. In retaliation of the promiscuity, the man fucks the mom and sister and "glazes" them as if in a doughnut shop.

JJ: "Dude, Jackie cheated on me."
JK: "Bro, that's fucked up! What did you do?"
JJ: "Its okay I sent her a pic of the doughnut shop."

by Doughnut man December 23, 2014

Thrift Shopping

Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.

Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.

by KRiver February 14, 2020

granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.

When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014

Shopping cart

1. The giant basket on wheels that your mother pushes around the food that she had better be cooking later that nght.

Chuck: My wife just went to the store, apparently she filled her shopping cart.

Mark: Damn man you are going to be eating a lot tonight.

Chuck: Damn right I am, I will maker her cook it all.

by buddhaman11 January 10, 2011

coffie shop

when someone does somethin stupid or un called for.

if jay-z leaves beyonce for someone as ugly as lil kim that would be a coffie shop

by miss new new April 2, 2009

Window Shopping

When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.

I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.

by OciferSven January 11, 2015

OSX-shopping

When you are browsing online stores using Apple's OSX, but not buying anything. In contrast to in the real world or when using a PC you (most likely) are window-shopping.

Are you going to buy anything?

No I'm just OSX-shopping.

by MoFo2 April 2, 2007