Mississippi Bird Bath

The act of which a person dips their balls into a person's mouth that is filled with Kool-Aid.

I was bored today, so I decided to do a Mississippi Bird Bath with my girlfriend.

by stinkyyiscool August 3, 2023

Mississippi Meat Pie

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

by Mike Cocknballs November 22, 2020

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 17, 2020

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

by str84yahed March 10, 2016

“One block of the Mississippi Brick House, and you’re set for a week”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated.

by Janzlife April 23, 2023

The first person in a party to insist on leaving or to refrain from the continuation of alcohol consumption.

Chad: “Last one (Alcoholic Beverage) for me fellas.”
Jake: “Bro, you’re being a Mississippi Bitch!”

by Rocketeer January 30, 2021

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 14, 2022