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Jasmine

Jasmine is a very unique type of person. Her favourite phrase is "your Mum" and she is really horny for dick. She is the gayest bitch you will ever come across, however, she is honestly the most funniest, kindest most beautiful girl as well. You should always cherish the Jasmine that you have as they are so different from the rest. She is also a good driver. Pro tip hide your Mums, cause she'll find them and bang them.
Friend: "Hi Jasmine, how are you going?"
Jasmine: "Your Mum"
by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023
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Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.
by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022
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Jasmin

Jasmin is the smelliest bitch in any room but is still without a doubt obsessed with herself. Don’t trust what you see on the internet folks as she scores a 10/10 for catfish tendencies. P.S no source of income so gold digger galore!
Pinch your nose and hide your wallet, Jasmin is on the way!
by heheLOL xD November 21, 2021
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Jasmine

goes back to sleep five seconds after waking up
“this motherfucker just pulled a jasmine on me.”
by whythere January 10, 2022
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Jasmine

A funny, smart,bad, and beautiful girl.though she can get a jealous at times.
Yeah bruhhh i got myself a Jasmine!!!!
by pussywipe32 June 13, 2018
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Jasmine Doylexxx

Jasmine gets her pussy eaten by loads of boys and girls she loves giving blow jobs and enjoys loads of sex.
Give me it now and lick it Jasmine doylexxx
by Doyle Direct July 31, 2016
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Jasmin

A really bad friend always tries to not sit with you. Is laughing at everything and talks to her friends backs.
Wow that girl is ugly... -said jasmin-
Jasmin Walks to that girl
And says -wow your so beautiful-
by Dasda13321 November 14, 2016
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