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Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.
Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
by Gelly7 June 2, 2024
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grandma fuji

soft and/or wrinkled ass
Man she's got such a grandma fuji
by grandma fuji May 10, 2016
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grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin
1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP
by Grautbakken April 12, 2017
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Grandma

The poopests of poops
I have I had grandma in diaper
by Colman 54 January 26, 2020
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Grandma Text

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011
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