A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
by captainautismo September 10, 2019
Get the Shit Sheet Banditmug. the west end bandits are the most hardcore gang in scituate. they get in huge brawls with the co-freaks. they tag a ton of shit, and no one fucks with them. they are awesome. also known as WEB
john"hey wanna go chill in the west end?"
eric"nah dude, not with those gangsta west end bandits down there man!!lets go smoke some weed"
eric"nah dude, not with those gangsta west end bandits down there man!!lets go smoke some weed"
by leslie is a trifling whore January 20, 2009
Get the west end banditsmug. To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.
"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."
by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022
Get the The Mountain Bandit Broilmug. A girl who punches someone in the face and shouts "BEER BANDIT" while simultaniously stealing thier beer.
by A.Mar March 7, 2007
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Get the Ass banditmug. by Clit Liquid May 9, 2005
Get the buttslamming bootie banditmug. by ShotAl September 26, 2005
Get the back door banditmug.