a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015

stoner softy

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.

Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...

by iknowitallnananabooboo January 20, 2011

stoner five

Something very gay and doesn't even exist

Hey Michael, what's a stoner five?

by Jayson M. Hill May 11, 2016

Magyver Stoner

a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.

jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"

by Sammy22334434556564 June 2, 2009

Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.

John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?

by Caleo :P July 4, 2021

Trump Stoner

An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.

“Yo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!”

“Woah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”

by Libtardhater July 6, 2021

a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015