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mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!
by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010
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Mud Chugger

One of African Origin, predominantly of third world country upbringing that does not have money to consume proper food or water. So in hindsight, they drink mud instead of water. Term can be used in replacement for; nigga, negro, nigger, coon, etc.
While on Xbox and getting ganked -
Tom: You dirty fucking mud chugger, go pick some fucking cotton.
by Ya Boy Shino June 26, 2019
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Mud Lot

A Mud Lot is a used small car dealership that is found on a side street that is run by wanna be entrepreneurs who sell garbage cars to customers while their lot smells like tuna & rat's ass.

If you ever go buy a car there, make sure to wear your mask & ask for the carfax because they might be selling you a piece of a shit tin box than they bought from another mud lot.
Smith Taylor: "Hey man im going to buy this vehicle at magnus auto group, what ya think?"

Justin Jackson: "Bro that car dealership looks like a mud lot, don't go there....i heard it smells like a donkeys ass too"
by Letsgetrowdy November 4, 2020
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Mud Blowing

The act of spitting the poo that your partner unexpectedly deposited in your mouth during a rim job (analingus) back in his mouth. Some people may like this, but, in general, it is thought to be an act used to get back at a guy for pooing in your mouth without warning.
Allison: Mid-rim job, he pooped in my mouth without any warning, so I decided mud blowing was the best way to get the punk back.

Katherine: He shouldn't have at that second Fiber One bar...
by AnnieJames January 25, 2011
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MUD TACO

A womans genitals after they have been penetrated by a penis that had just engaged in anal sex.
"Sloppy seconds aren't bad...but, I aint eatin' no mud taco!!!"
by tacock January 19, 2010
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Mud flaps

Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.
"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."
by buckett_t._great December 17, 2019
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mud net

The mud net is a slang word for underwear. The "mud net" is designed to catch any unwanted sudden bowel movements in public.
Jimmy told his co-worker "I thought I had to fart today at work, but it was the real deal, thank god I had my mud net on to catch my fudge.
by Rvitale June 5, 2016
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