Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 04, 2021

Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 15, 2018

Canadian Glazer

A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.

"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"

"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"

by Mapik December 13, 2019

Canadian Camel

The outline of a camel toe seen through panties due to the overwhelming amount of vaginal secretions when a female is extremely wet and aroused, Stemming from being as wet as the Niagara Falls located in Canada

Yo last night Kat had a Canadian Camel walking around my apartment. She was wet the entire night.

by RaziRaz February 03, 2017

Canadian pipebomb

When you bust a fat load into a Canadian.

Person 1, "What happened to that Canadian chick you took home last night?"
Person 2, "I turned her into a Canadian pipebomb."

by AdamTheHamDestroyer69 December 16, 2022

Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

Canadian Orgasm

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

by Salty Giraffe Poo January 02, 2022