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Science a deadly thing. Hurts peoples brains and makes people want to quit school forever.
Teacher: You have a science test tomorrow
Student: Kill me now
by Moe.14 April 29, 2021
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Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
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Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it
Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!
by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024
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science lesson

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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TCI Science

TCI is pain and suffering. It is an entire app just about reading random text about the fucking Mesopotamian river or sum other shit idk. when it can be summarized in one sentence or less. TCI is dumb and shouldn't be used in schools.
Teacher "Alright open TCI Science"
Student "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK TCI Science"
by tcihatercartifan6969420 February 23, 2023
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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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9L Science

Holy shit we're missing out on another lesson of 9L Science next Friday!!!
by PotatoSkin1239876Roger May 16, 2021
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