ugly son

Son detested and humiliated for be born ugly

Father: this child is ugly
Mom: Yes, is horrible.

Father: He is my ugly son

by barbaroja November 12, 2022

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg April 27, 2014

ugly brother

my brother

who is ugly brother? my brother is!

by asaho1ratty December 11, 2021

ugly mother

Ugly mother is a term used to slag off your mum that’s a tart.

Awrite mate god dam you have one ugly mother.

by Marcus wang January 14, 2018

ugly snow

means you're cool and you have a nice fucking ass. so nice that i would slurp all the juice outta it.

oh man, dis fucking ugly snow it's all over my dick

by elpizzita9 October 29, 2018

Dog ugly

When someone is that ugly they’re ugly as a dog

Damn that nigga is dog ugly

by Ur dog ugly October 11, 2020

ugly radius

The distance at which a person will begin to appear unattractive to another person looking at them. Outside that distance the person in question will appear attractive. Note that this varies wildly with personal preference and/or alchohol consumption. Can also vary based on certain body part characteristics, which can result in "ugly radius asymmetry". There is enough variability within the human population for ugly radii to exist from zero to infinity.

From 20 feet away, Stephanie looks mighty hot, but her ugly radius is about three feet. With makeup and a liitle alcohol in me it's reduced to a foot or less.

by grind s. June 19, 2012