advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.
teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!
by Danny Peterson January 13, 2004
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Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.
Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.
by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018
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Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake
"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021
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Central York “Teachers”

They’re “facilitators” now... they can’t even do that right🤦🏼 ♂️
Central YorkTeachers” don’t even teach
by Ain’t Not Ern April 19, 2018
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Deputy Head Teacher

Second in charge of a school after the Head. The are seen around school A LOT more than the head. They are strict but fair and only have the best intentions at heart! most pupils hate the deputy head as they are always shouted out by the deputy head if naughty. The deputy head is very busy and works extremely hard to the point where they make themselves ill. Only the few closest to them can be allowed to see the more relaxed happy side to them! deptuy heads are an inspirational, rich, loving people!
Pupil; i havent done my homework
teacher; why
pupils; because i havent ok? get over it
teacher; right thats it go to the deputy head teachers office now!
pupil; oh shit miss im sorry didnt mean it!............
by saammm.x January 08, 2012
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National slap a teacher day

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher
by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019
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Slap ur teacher day

On January 13th everyone shud slap their favourite or worse teachers. Slap as many as u like the consequences are gonna be worth it
Me: hey dude its Jan. 13th
Guy 1: and??
Me: its slap ur teacher day

Guy1: cool

Me: who u gonna slap

Guy1: the physics and further maths teacher
by LovelyMimi.onlyone_toolongname January 04, 2023
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