Hoboken Squat Cobbler

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.

Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.

by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016

Squats

Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.

Also associated with

Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.

Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.

Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.

I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.

Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.

by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018

squat-itis

A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.

Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.

by I'm Brian April 12, 2011

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016

brazilian squats

A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.

-Man, look at this guy sick thighs...
-He must have been doing a lot of brazilian squats

by dadwdadw February 11, 2020

squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.

Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.

by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020