Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Lickety Split

It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.

For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

Louisiana Split

A sexual maneuver in a performance of acrobatic sex act

She did the Louisiana split on the dick

by Chevy801 May 20, 2023

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

Split-Whore

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.

A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.

“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”

“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”

“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”

“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”

by FB Bingz September 3, 2023

split apart

Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.

THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!

by ya know? October 7, 2023