Split For Life

To leave for the day.

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.

by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011

Split

To beat up

Davis: Don't touch me, my nigga!
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.

by big_mikevq November 15, 2017

splits on trees

No one really knows what it means. 🤔🤔🤔

I be doing splits on trees

by RAR XD February 21, 2018

split the rut

Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck

"this road is washed out, we need to split the rut"

"Uh oh, looks like we need to split the rut"

by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021

Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.

My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.

by Aarshaartje February 5, 2021

Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

split chicken

Female sprawled out with vagina showing for all to see

She was laid up on the bed like a split chicken.

by anonymous November 28, 2023