Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.

Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."

by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011

southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.

I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.

by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017

Southern Chimpanzee

Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.

Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee

by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024

southern twat

THE BEST THING YOU CAN CALL A GIRL IN THE SOUTH

you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull

by kivaiubki November 21, 2020

southern hibachi

Slang for waffle house

Yo bro, we are headed to southern hibachi, you down?

by wackysoutherner December 18, 2023

Southern Living

a lifestyle magazine aimed at readers in the Southern United States featuring recipes, house plans, garden plans, and information about Southern culture and travel.

One of the major topics in Southern Living is food, and since 1979, the magazine has published a popular Annual Recipes book each year.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Southern Snowbunny

A term used to describe a white female raised in the southern United States that is openly or secretly sexually attracted to non-white men(I.e, men of color). They go against societal tradition and seek taboo. They want sexual intercourse with men outside their own race.

Elizabeth gives zero fucks about societal norms in her hometown of Jackson, MS. She only sleeps with dark skin guys and she was raised by two racist white people. What a southern snowbunny.

by D.Lang December 18, 2024