Sleep grease

The grease feeling on your face when you wake up

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.

by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014

jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.

Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.

by imadetheword March 23, 2019

Sleep Magnosis

The condition on which 1/73 people risk the chance of not waking up unless they take precautions.

Did you wear your ankle brace to bed in order to prevent sleep magnosis?

by Not jab October 18, 2019

sleep-tation

falling asleep before a youtube meditation, and then performing said meditation in ones sleep.

I was watching youtube—a meditation channel, and then I fell asleep—right before a manifestation meditation, and it worked—sleep-tation!

by lawrence De Plume August 1, 2017

The Sleeping Lady

Lady of the night, prostitute, whore. Sucks a mean one.

Wow, i’d give the sleeping lady a go.

by gilbert12345 November 27, 2019

angels sleep

make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.

Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room

by ithoughtshewas19 May 28, 2018

sleep collapse

when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. Works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.

Mike: Hey Joe, Listen to this!

Joe: What?

Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)

Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*

by MrAnderson123 August 27, 2013