Simon

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.

"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.

by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016

National throw Simon Day

On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.

You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!

by Daleym October 6, 2022

lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.

I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!

by Baby horse September 30, 2013

Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.

Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better

by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019

Kent Simon

Someone who is a Kent and also a Simon

Kent Simon is an alpha chad

by KSKSKSKSKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS January 5, 2021

Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

Simon's Autowall

Natürliche Feinde: Leitern

ahaha

Simon's Autowall

fuck

by cim1337 April 4, 2020