Shrimping

What guy one cums in guy twos butt butt then guy three sucks it out and spits it into guy ones mouth and he spits it into guy twos mouth

"Hey Todd will you hurry up and start this shrimping secession"

by Yessem August 9, 2025

Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

to shrimp

verb meaning to lay down in a position where put your head as close to your torso as possible, meanwhile your legs are joined and stretched and arms are holding your knees from behind. this position resembles the shape of a shrimp. cats are particularly good at shrimping.

bro i wish to shrimp as hard as my cat can
my back hurts from yesterday's shrimping session

by kajulindA January 18, 2021

shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018