Samuel Reed

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.

Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks July 1, 2024

Samuel

A guy with a huge cock

1: you saw that massive cock?!
2:Yeah! must be a Samuel!

by ItzSamme November 23, 2021

Samuel

A fucking loser who has no game what do ever. A beta who is very feminine.

Henry: Hey you know that kid name samuel?
David: Yeah! the fucking feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 9, 2022

Samuel

on the outside hes a big quirky caring teddy bear. but on the inside, hes this hellraised demon who will do anything to make your day the worst day of your life!

person 1: that guy seems like a real samuel.
person 2: it says in the book of everything; that you should stay atleast 10 feet away from samuel to live a happy and fulfilling life

by traktai April 21, 2019

samuel and ffion

Samuel and Ffion are a perfect partnership. Samuel and Ffion like do do things their way. Samuel and Ffion will always come together however far they part. Samuel and Ffion will forever be the greatest partnership in history. Samuel and Ffion are doing it the way they should be. #greatsex #hangry #loveit

‘Oh what’s that racket’ ‘that’s Samuel and Ffion having great sex again’

by Samuel and Ffion January 17, 2018

Samuel

This savage motherfucker is roasting everything and everyone, you'll never get a break of being roasted.

He is a real meme god

I am so Samuel

by Saile23 December 21, 2018

Samuel

A Samuel is a guy that could be nice and mean at the small engine. He is so overprotective to his Best friend. He is an amazing friend and is very caring. He is a GOD AT SPORTS! Specially football. And all his friends love him so much, specially his best friend. He is a very nice guy!

Have you ever met a Samuel?

by anonymous February 18, 2022