Sad Max

The plot of mad max, but max is more sad.

Sad Max is sadder than Mad Max

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Sad Shirley

When a redheaded girl is straddling a guys face and right when she comes she puts her bush on his forehead so it looks like he’s crying.

Guy: I met this hot redhead and asked if she was a freak in bed
Guy2: well, was she?
Guy: more than I thought! She gave me a sad Shirley

Guy2: gross dude. Gross

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

Sad Milk

Sad Milk is new kid slang for depression! It can also mean someone is on the edge and their jokes are bad!

Kid 1: That kid always uses the same jokes... He is such a Sad Milk
God: Ye

by SadSkyler February 24, 2017

Sad Clown

When a gentleman is performing oral pleasures to a young woman who unbeknownst to him, begins her menstrual cycle. Upon completing the task the gentleman emerges from her nether regions with the appearance of a Sad Clown.

Ewww my gentleman lover, I greatly appreciate the attention to my loins however I believe I may have begun my monthly curse upon your face you sad clown.

by barryommm May 2, 2016

sad cat

when one is extremely depressed and starts to cry like a crybaby goth blouse

Draccs: I'm such a fucking sad cat in the mud :'(
Faun: just kill yourself dude

by heh March 24, 2003

Sad Walrus

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth and the excess jizz seeps out the sides of her mouth thus making her sad creating walrus tusks.

Yo your girlfriend was great last night, I gave her a sad walrus!

by Francois Bacon February 28, 2011

Sad Clown

The act of inviting a woman over with the promise of sexual activities and ejaculating a large amount of cum on her face before you satisfy her. This produces the sad clown effect of a riddled woman with messy makeup, a white face, and a frown.

Did you see the girl that just walked out of his room? She just got here 10 minutes ago and looks like a sad clown now.

by Dadsies January 9, 2017