Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.
*Teacher gives Billy his test*
Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!
Alex: Mediocrity rules!
Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!
Alex: Mediocrity rules!
by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016
Get the Mediocrity rulesmug. The word used to describe a person who is such a good-all, teacher's pet, and the really irritating guy who always goes by the rules and tattles on you when you bend it just bit.
by zaduz December 7, 2007
Get the Rules Replomug. Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.
I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.
by meigwokyan September 12, 2013
Get the Rule 34Nmug. by Baller4Real July 15, 2006
Get the Ja Rulemug. When Jack was forced to decide between sarah and vivian's sides in the argument, he following the principles of the booty rule and claimed that sarah was in fact right
by Rawrcat August 5, 2009
Get the Booty Rulemug. 
(Taken from the 1995 Robin Williams film "Jumanji", based off a 1981 short story by Chris Van Allsburg.)
Originates from a scene in the movie where Robin Williams' character rolls a pair of dice, one of which falls off of the board. Even though the die is not on the board, it still lands flat and counts as a legitimate roll, ending the game. As long as the dice was not acted on by an outside force (other than the original roll) and it is clear which side is facing up, the roll counts. Often put into effect when playing on a small table, where the dice is likely to roll off.
Originates from a scene in the movie where Robin Williams' character rolls a pair of dice, one of which falls off of the board. Even though the die is not on the board, it still lands flat and counts as a legitimate roll, ending the game. As long as the dice was not acted on by an outside force (other than the original roll) and it is clear which side is facing up, the roll counts. Often put into effect when playing on a small table, where the dice is likely to roll off.
by zoidberg1339 October 27, 2011
Get the Jumanji Rulesmug.