Rule 435

You can't name your guitar a male name.

It MUST be a female name.

Hey man check out Dustin!

Rule 435 man!

by TZX February 24, 2013

Rule 1882

You are an idiot

I invoke rule 1881 on this post

rebuttal: I invoke rule 1882

by whitegirl123 April 27, 2009

Rule 404

If it is on the internet, it has once been offline or shall be offline eventually.

Guy A: OMFG facepunch if done
Guy B: DAM YOU RULE 404!!

by Gikon November 14, 2007

Rule 235

The act of mentioning any potential fanfic's plot, whether sexual or not, will cause that fanfic to come into being in a publicly accessible location.

Robert: God, can you imagine a story where Jean-Luc Picard and Twilight Sparkle went on an adventure together?

Jean: Stop! Don't invoke Rule 235-- damn it, that story's on fimfiction.net now. "Discord's Prime Directive."

Robert: I'm so sorry.

by Chatterbox O'Toole October 11, 2012

Rule number one

Don't let loon in your poon!

"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda

by Megstalean July 23, 2016

Rule 206

Rule 206 is a rule that means absolutely nothing but you have to act like it’s crazy if you know of it. BUT, you can’t tell anyone this rule they have to find out themselves. You can also use this to your advantage to clown people into or out of doing something(example in sentence below. Knowing this makes you based.

*friend shits in public restroom*
Me: DUDE RULE 206!
Friend: What is that?
Me: Can’t tell you

by Dick Cheeze Demario September 30, 2020

Rule 708

Rule 708 states to never go back to an ex-partner. They’re an ex for a reason, no apology or “life-changing” event will change that fact that you both hated each other for some time after you split. That hatred will always be there and you’ll both hold the breakup against each other even if you don’t realize it. The relationship the second time around isn’t love, it’s lust.

“My ex called me today talking about how she wanted to get back together, saying it was all a big mistake and she’s sorry”

“Don’t do it, remember Rule 708”

by KTMC2022 February 13, 2023