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Mediocrity rules

Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.
*Teacher gives Billy his test*

Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!

Alex: Mediocrity rules!
by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016
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Rules Replo

The word used to describe a person who is such a good-all, teacher's pet, and the really irritating guy who always goes by the rules and tattles on you when you bend it just bit.
Bill is such a Rules Replo, he tattled on me for doing my homework at school.
by zaduz December 7, 2007
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Rule 34N

Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.
I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.
by meigwokyan September 12, 2013
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Ja Rule

Fat Joe is a Ja Rule.
Jada is a Ja Rule.
Irv Gotti is a Ja Rule
Jermaine Dupri ia a Ja Rule
by Baller4Real July 15, 2006
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Jumanji Rules

(Taken from the 1995 Robin Williams film "Jumanji", based off a 1981 short story by Chris Van Allsburg.)

Originates from a scene in the movie where Robin Williams' character rolls a pair of dice, one of which falls off of the board. Even though the die is not on the board, it still lands flat and counts as a legitimate roll, ending the game. As long as the dice was not acted on by an outside force (other than the original roll) and it is clear which side is facing up, the roll counts. Often put into effect when playing on a small table, where the dice is likely to roll off.
Although the dice rolled off of the table, we were playing with Jumanji Rules so it still counted.
by zoidberg1339 October 27, 2011
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Kumquat Rule

A message board rule that is exclusive to a forum for an odd or obscure reason.
"Opus had a truamatic experience with kumquats as a child. Therefore, posting kumquat pictures results in a ban."
by PVP Forums September 13, 2003
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Rule-C

"It's More Complicated Than That..",is an Acceptable and Adequate Response To virtually every statement or Question.
Certainly your argument is pefectly reasonable.But if you had looked at Rule-C,you'd know my answer has to be,"It's More Complicated than that".
by Waboa February 5, 2009
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