queef

a fart that comes from your vag

"Dear Sarah, my vagina made this really embarassing farting noise. What happened?"


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"ew she's definitely queefing."
"yeah. out of her mouth"

by YuMmAy May 15, 2005

Queefed

Verb, past-tense: (1) The act of expelling air from a body orifice, specifically the vagina. (2) Electronics: A part, usually a semiconductor, that smokes or burns-up sometimes emitting a similar sound. Adjective: (1) Any malfunctioning device or (2) any object that has been broken, destroyed or damaged beyond repair.

Verb (1) "Pat really smelled like a dead tuna; I think she queefed." (2) "I was working on this amplifier last night and the output transistor queefed." Adjective: (1) "My TV queefed last night; the picture just went off." (2) "Tom got drunk last night and queefed his car; ran it straight into a light pole."

by PhantomTechnician April 26, 2015

queefbag

a bag full of queefs, (queefs are fart either from the vagins or the dick) -------definition made by jd and big al

person 1-yo jd that queefbag smells like fish.
person 2-well al that just came from my girl shaquanda

by al jd February 24, 2007

Queefin

When a woman inhales air into her vagina--the opposite of a queef, where air exhales out of the vagina.

To queefin- verb; ex: queefined

Queefin- noun

Pronunciation: Ka-whiff-in

1.) The Little Mermaid was being pounded so hard that she queefined air and semen into her ambiguous genitalia.

2.) That queefin sounded like a vacuum cleaner

by joeyx April 22, 2009

Queefer

Slang for a bitchs pussy, one that usually queefs alot

Bitch, get your queefer off me!

by ryder69 August 30, 2012

Queefing Beauty

(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".

Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!

Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!

by Fire Arr0w22 April 2, 2007

E-Queef

a picture, video (or a real!) queef sent by e-mail

I just got an e-queef in my hotmail account from my girlfriend

by Redfoxx April 17, 2003