belly queef

When air gets trapped in belly fat fold where the belly button lies and is released making a queef like sound

Oh my god this fat guy just belly queefed in my ear

by ThomasOT and The leprechaun November 9, 2010

Queef

To Ejaculate

Oh, I Queefed Upon Her Face

by slickmouse August 12, 2009

Queef catcher

A man or female orally willing to accept another womans airy vaginal discharge in the hopes of seeking sexual pleasure.

Last night on the phone ,my boyfriend heard my sputtering bologna lipped cunt releasing stank ass pussy farts . The next thing I knew , my door opened , and there he was. That dirty queef catcher couldnt wait for a mouthful of chum .

by MIKE G C/O 96 September 5, 2006

queef nugget

when a chick farts out of her vagina and a turd comes out

that girl over there just had a queef nugget

by robert critcher October 21, 2010

thunder queef

When someone has a bad case of the queefs. Or when thunder and lightening comes out of the vagina after or durning giving birth to a baby. Or a queef that is so loud that it sounds like thunder.

Dammmn son look at that those thunder queefs! We need a doplar system for that shit.

by Bochickawowowow November 16, 2007

Queef Beer

Beer that is all foam with basically no alcohol in it.

Dude I have had like 6 of these and I feel fine.
Dude same here, whats with these queef beers!?

by Bottlecops May 28, 2010

football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

by bobby o bobby September 25, 2009