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queef bait

such a thing that wood make one queef

like sexin it doggy style
them yoga positions
big d***ks
tight p****es
ani other thing that could cause a girl to queef
Guy 1: man she said she's a virgin!
Guy 2: Wat!! thats queef bait right there!!

Girl 1: Man that nigga is hung!! and im tight as hell
Girl 2: haha thats queef bait gurl!!
by HeCallsMeBae March 26, 2010
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queef crack bikini monster

after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place
I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place
by davy likes penis April 11, 2010
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queef melt

Almost the same thing as Clitty Litter but not green! A Queef Melt is when a hogre farts in the front side hallway and nacho cheese jizz cums out in your mouth. Its gotta be at least 8 hrs old and it can't be your wad. hahaha
Pass me that Queef Melt baby. Not.

hot and steamy Queef Melt!

Do you guys still have the 99 cent Queef melt?
by Rhino420 April 4, 2009
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queef baby

1.the afterbirth of a lesbian cluster fuck. a little bastard with two mothers which usually look butch, have mullets, or any other manly features.
2. when two lesbians are beaver rubbin and one somehow gets impregnated.
1. butch and bitch have a queef baby
2. hillary and carol were beaver rubbin and carol queefed into hillary's beaver and two weeks later hillary was sick... come to find out, she was impregnated with a lil bastard queef baby
by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006
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Queef nut

The air bubble that builds up in a vagina before queefing.
Janet: oh my god my queef nut is gonna burst!

Bill: what the hell?! Let me get out then! Hoe!
by W3nd1g0 October 29, 2009
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Queef Patrol (QP)

patrols queefing. an organization that looks for and eradicates dumb bitches (db's). moderates use and meaning of the word queef
me: hey are you on Queef Patrol (QP) tonight?
ashton kutcher: yeah let's go get some dbs.
by QP123 July 7, 2011
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Queef Tartar

The act of putting high grade premium raw beef into one's vagina and then queefing it out.
"That guy's a freak"
"Yeah, I heard he enjoys Queef Tartar on the regular"
by modestmouse32456 October 21, 2011
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