Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 09, 2022

russian pork mouth

when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass

yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf

by ArcistaniNationalist April 03, 2022

haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

by Sally-Stiffnipples October 20, 2017

Pork Chop and Bang

The day before Steak and a BJ day, March 13th. Pork Chop and Bang day is used in pre-celebration when there are unfortunate conflicting plans on March 14th.

George had to settle for a pork chop and bang due to a family dinner planned on March 14th.

by El Jackwagon March 15, 2018

Pulled pork spick

A noun identifying a Hispanic person whom pulls pork for a living. Also, commonly used toward blue collar workers named Joshua.

“Joshua, I don’t want some pulled pork spick touching my computer!”

by Idfk 😐 January 14, 2018

Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"

by MargoFromFargo April 23, 2020

pull my pork

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016