said person

a way of talking about someone specific: to avoid ramming their name into the ground; to sound contractual; or to completely obscure that person's identity and save face.

i, j-doe, do hereby attest to agreement between self and said person that neither shall utter a word about what just happened.

by Furrowed Brow April 21, 2004

Person

A person is a word for a human being.
It is weird though.

A person is my dad
who the hell is that person!

by crazy555 July 17, 2005

Persian

Someone who hails from Persia. I have no problem with Persians and know a guy whose family is from Persia and he's the nicest guy, but unlike from what I've read here, Persians don't look that much like Italians guys. Sorry

Persians are also known as Iranians.

by Weird Al November 13, 2003

Persian Sandwich

A Persian Sandwich is when you have two friends who are Iranian (persian), and you decide to dance between them. It's pretty simple, all you have to do is pretend you are in some club grinding up inbetween two people, and oh yeah, don't let your parents catch you....it's quite embarassing.

I totally want to have a Persian Sandwich with those two girls over there. You distract them and I'll get between them.

by Rye-Ry June 11, 2007

Persian Rugs

Modern Cockney Slang for Drugs

...are you getting any persian rugs in tonight?!

by Fordy August 21, 2006

Personal Finance

1. Most boring waste of time you will ever be forced to endure in high school.
2. Learning how to use your money wisely.

1. Man, I sure hate that Personal Finance class I have to take this trimester!

Yeah dude, I sure wish our school wasn't full of idiots who can't add!

2. This sucks, I've lost over two thousand dollars in the stock market this month!

Dude, you should have hired a jew accountant to handle your Personal Finances, bizznitch!

by Merchantofvenice April 15, 2009

Straight person -itis

To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay

U have Straight person -itis

by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017