YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
Get the Penismug. Ronnie's penis was too good to get rid of.
by Gucci. Definitions. February 21, 2018
Get the Penismug. Your mum takes all of the neighbouring men's peni
by AustisticOrangutan March 4, 2018
Get the Penimug. A big dingaling hanging where a vagina is or would be. If your gay it would be shoved up an asshole but if your straight you shove it up a vagina. You only do this when you have a boner. That is a hard penis or dick.
Girl-UHHH, babe your penis is fucking all up in my vagina!
Boy-I know. You like it?
Girl-Yes babe I love it!
Boy-I know. You like it?
Girl-Yes babe I love it!
by Gay Boi 69 March 3, 2019
Get the Penismug. by anandjot March 9, 2015
Get the penismug. 
