Bomb Pearl Harbour

To go to the toilet and do a poo.

I'm going to bomb Pearl Harbour.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.

Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.

by PSlayer May 13, 2015

turkish pearl handler

This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.

Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.

by FreekyD February 16, 2020

Rocky Mountain pearl

It is when a cowboy shoots his load all over your face.

Last night Jack gave me a Rocky Mountain Pearl.

by Sexilexi January 09, 2017

a bit pearl harbour

Used on particularly cold days, especially if there's also a stiff breeze blowing

Hey, John, it's a bit Pearl Harbour today!

You're not wrong there, Paul, there's definitely a nasty nip in the air this morning. Let's get inside and out of this terrible weather.

by Rudescholar469 October 10, 2022

Wearing the Crimson Pearl

A situation in which one person is hit in the face with another persons bloody tampon. This can be used in both a sexual or aggressive manner.

The term is derived from the crimson shade of blood and the popular "Pearl" line of tampons.

My lesbian lover and I don't care about real jewelry, we prefer wearing the crimson pearl.

by M-Three March 26, 2011

To Bomb Pearl Harbour

An act - either a by-product of poor hygiene, or as a precursor to the bombing of Hiroshima (bomb Hiroshima) - in which an Asian subject deposits a large dump in a cubicle which typically receives only Caucasian use.

Optionally includes the laying of a "dollop" on the toilet seat.

Man, I invited some of A-town over on the weekend and they utterly destroyed my bathroom. ..

I had no idea they were going to bomb Pearl Harbour.

by A college with Asians September 02, 2010