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Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.
Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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Sucrose parent

It would be politically correct to call him her sucrose parent instead of calling him her sugar daddy.
by kulamu leni vaadu March 22, 2023
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Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!
by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011
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batman's parents

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".
by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022
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whiner parent

A parent who complains about everything you do because it isn't what they would do.
"Oh my gosh my parents complain about everything I do. They're such whiner parents."
by Chinnzilla December 3, 2016
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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022
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Parent

Parent(s). Two people who love, care, support, listen, and be there for their children…that’s what children deserve. Not two people who neglect, hurt, exclude, shame, and damage their children. Children deserve parents but not all adults deserve children.
Parent: I’ll support, love, and listen to you with whatever you say. We love you with all our hearts and we will listen to what you need best and to help whenever.
Anything other than love, support, kindness, and being there mentally/physically is no parent and dose not deserve children
by Highforlove_1010 April 13, 2025
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